moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

schizoscarecrow-x:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

buttonpoetry:

“If life had a replay button, I would pick certain moments and just live in them, forever.”

— Jesse Parent, “Replay”

gostle:

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

twilightrenaissance:

twilightrenaissance:

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella
bella: diamints

edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you
bella: sparkli